• Playing in December

    Playing in December

  • World premier starring Tony Winner Michael Cerveris!

    World premier starring Tony Winner Michael Cerveris!

Upcoming Shows

  

A Christmassacre Story

A new horror-comedy musical from the minds behind ‘Nine Lives’ and the production company that brought you ‘Evil Dead christmassacreThe Musical.’

December 4 and 11 at 8pm

December 5, 6, 12, 13 at 7pm and 9pm

December 7 at 5pm

December 14 at 3pm

Tickets $15 general, $20 SPLATTER ZONE Eventbrite - A Christmassacre Story | New Orleans

A mashup of “A Christmas Story,” “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer,” and “Silence of the Lambs, among others, it features 30+ beloved holiday characters, 4 overworked puppeteers, 2 celebrity narrators, nightly celebrity music guests, and way more than 1 murdered elf. As classic TV holiday specials are bastardized and abused in the story of Clarice the FBI Reindeer and kidnapper Buffalo Bill, host Burl Ives guides audiences through a descent into snowy madness, including horrific new wintertime melodies. “A CHRISTMASSACRE STORY: We’ll Shoot Your Eye Out” is the only world premiere original holiday musical in town this year, and stars Edward Carter Simon, Logan Faust, Katie Coplen Bourg, Michael Cerveris(Dec 4-7), and Kimberly Kaye, with a special contribution by handsome local prince Bryan Batt. We hope New Orleans locals and visitors will pop by The Shadowbox Theatre on your way to, or from, “A Christmas Carol” and parties with eggnog daiquiris for a Yuletide gift you’ll never forget…without therapy.  


 

The Nightmare Before Christmas Burlesque

 

Nightmare Cut

Written and Directed by Remy Dee

December 5, 6, 12, 13, 19, 20 at 11pm December 8 and 15 at 9pm

Tickets $15 Eventbrite - The Nightmare Before Christmas Burlesque 2014

Boys and ghouls of adult age: 
Wouldn’t you like to see something strange? 
Come with us and you will see 
A classic film enhanced with tease! 

Come watch the greatest holiday movie of all time like you’ve never seen it before! Join Jack, Sally, and all the other denizens of Halloween town as they put on a Christmas celebration the world will never forget. Hosted by none other than Santa Clause!  There’s no better to way get into the holiday spirit than with burlesque.

 


 

Verbatim Verboten

 

December 10 at 7pmVerbatim

Tickets $12

An ever changing revue of staged, word for word transcripts of noted people (and some ordinary folks) saying things they never meant for the public to hear: surveillance tapes, secretly recorded conversations, forgotten open-microphones, on camera diatribes, released emails, etc.  “This show delivers the raw goods.  Deeply funny and just plain disturbing.” – The New York Observer


Stuff This II!  A Booze, Broads, and Bukowski Christmas

 

December 11 and 14 at 9:30pmStuff This

Tickets $10

Picolla Tushy presents the Bluestockings in another round of Booze, Broads and Bukowski! All your favorite seasonal characters will be laughing loud, drinking booze and talking shit in this tribute to the poet Charles Bukowski.  

The Bluestockings are a New Orleans based burlesque and naked theatre troupe. Known for shows such as Boobs and Goombas, I Ain’t Afraid of No Boob and Booze Broads and Bukowski, the Bluestockings use elements of theatre, literature and pop culture to create a burlesque experience like no other


  

Crescent City Stand Up

 

December 17 at 8pmP.CCSU

Tickets $10

Come check out the first of our new monthly stand up showcase at, hosted by Benjamin Hoffman. We’re choosing the best local talent each month, and grabbing the best touring comedians as they stroll through town.

 

This month will be featuring:

Jade Bronte Patton
Vincent Zambon
And headlining: Joe Cardosi


 

 

THE NAUGHTY LIST: An Evening of Monologues, Mistletoe, & Mistakes

 

December 18 – 21 at 8pmNaughty List 14

Tickets $10 available online here

Come spend the holidays the way Jolly Ol’ St. Nick intended
- DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS & LAUGHING AT YOUR FRIENDS!

Enjoy a hilarious evening of rambles and shameful musings about this joyous and festive holiday season from some of your favorite local writers

**DON WE NOW, OUR GAY APPAREL**
WEAR YOUR BEST UGLY SWEATER!!! The best of the worst each night will win a free drink on us!

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If you have any questions regarding THE NAUGHTY LIST, email info@elmtheatre.org or call 504-218-0055